spontaneous human combustion solved, recreated in lab

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spontaneous human combustion solved, recreated in lab

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That's a relief.
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To be fair I remember this being the theory when I obsessively watched a billion documentaries about this and traumatised myself as a kid worrying I'd burst into flame at any moment. One reason why I never smoke or drink.
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I read a book on it decades ago that said that, they burned a pig carcass that way as proof. Don't get incapacitated where you might be set on fire, and you should be ok..
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ridiculous. that's not spontaneous. that's just carelessness with ashes. that's a whole different thing than spontaneous human combustion. doesn't prove a thing.
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