BIRD SANCTUARY

It occurred to me today that we should probably start planning the celebration of Elon Musk's eventual demise right now, regardless of when it finally, blessedly occurs.

If we're sufficiently proactive, we can not only guarantee that the Elon Musk Is Dead parties become the most lit gatherings of the 21st century, but also that Elon himself is constantly informed between now and whenever he dies about what he will be missing out on by definition.

So let's start planning. What venues would be good? What bands can we get to perform? Who's catering? Start inviting your friends now!

Now more than ever, it's important to start organizing this massive, global party so we can let Elon Musk know about exactly what he won't get to attend.

The venue doesn't much matter to me, honestly for that gravestone, I'll piss on it anywhere.