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Am I doing this right?
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I'm still alive so yes
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It's unamerican to kill yourself on the 4th of July. You need to blow yourself up accidentally or die of acute ethanol poisoning like God and George Washington intended.
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i've BEEN posting

shoutld i start crossposting (hot) my skeets here
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Yes let's make Thread for that it will sound like the craziest conversation ever
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No hahaha don’t do that. In all seriousness though this forum has all the flavor of old Internet forums and I love it.
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Hi there. Ghoul, here. Looking to expand my investment portfolio.
I just got out of the stocks & bondage and boy are my arms tired!

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UAE Bird Expert wrote: Wed Jul 03, 2024 10:52 pm I'll shoot myself in the fucking head I'll do it I'll murder ten thousand people in the blink of an eye
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Brother, you're living in the craziest place on earth. Yes I know the weather's nice, but it's fake and plastic and insane from the leadership to the guys sleeping in the gutter. It repels sanity and draws only more crazy.

I think you'd be so much better if you left that bubble.
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