BIRD SANCTUARY

Brother, you're living in the craziest place on earth. Yes I know the weather's nice, but it's fake and plastic and insane from the leadership to the guys sleeping in the gutter. It repels sanity and draws only more crazy.

I think you'd be so much better if you left that bubble.

The primary issue now is that we haven't quite got the drug mixture correct. The slightest overcalculation on the stimulants has had somewhat drastic and not a little bit tragic results. We'd like to dispel the rumors that Specialist Horetsky has been reduced to using diapers though. After many mont...

Proper badgers mind you, the noble Taxidea Taxus, the American Badger. Sniveling European Meles Meles can go suck eggs.

Health first. Health. First.

My chest hair is sparse and pubelike and I've got a bit of a tum but it is July, so walking about with my navel to the wind is fine.

Well dressed, but not falcon-proof.

Where's my shirt dammit? I still hope to get it before curling season begins.

It's unamerican to kill yourself on the 4th of July. You need to blow yourself up accidentally or die of acute ethanol poisoning like God and George Washington intended.